What's this... rumour I've been hearing about a new permanent security force? If such a thing is actually happening I'd just like to say that it has my full and unconditional support. God knows the current military guards... have nothing to show for their efforts so far but a poor track record and a catastrophic casualty rate.

We need a source of ( Read more... )

To all you "Vampire Hunters":

Anyone who has a problem with the Police Girl goes through me first.

Starbuck. Helo.

Sitrep. NOW.

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Madam President, I need to discuss the current situation with you at your earliest convenience.

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I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that I told you so. But does anyone ever listen to me? Oh no... Typical, really.

My name is Laura Roslin.  I used to be president of the 12 Colonies, but due to a paperwork misshap, I seem to have ended up here.  What do you guys do for work?  I'm thinking of opening up a school.  By the way, do any of you have the name of a good doctor?

You know what's entertaining? That Stephen Colbert guy on Comedy Central. I've spent forever watching him. He's pretty funny if not a little insane. (He's not serious, right? I mean, no one is that crazy ( Read more... )

Stay calm, everybody.  The President of the Galaxy has arrived.

I come from a different planet.

Now, somebody mix me a drink and get my ship.  I'm getting out of here.